Newborn

Fact: Dads are the worst to shop for. If you’re looking for a Father’s Day gift that isn’t a tie may I recommend some of the funny books or products (coasters, candles, calendar) I’ve written with @thedad team and @TheJoelWillis http://shop.thedad.com

I'm trying to get my toddler to go to sleep in his crib, he keeps sitting up and smiling at me and then farting. I don't know if I should be angry or proud. #dadlife @PaternityFrat

My toddler has realized that to get out of anything all he needs to say is, “I’m poopin’.”

#dadlife @PaternityFrat