Top 5 Adult Injuries From Baby Safety Gates
If you’re a new dad, baby safety at home is among your top priorities. I remember proudly purchasing our first two gates at a baby shop while our first bun was still in the oven. Both gates claimed to be “quick and easy” installs with no additional tools required. “Take my money!” I said happily, knowing full well I lacked even the most basic tools (and skills.)
Two hours after opening the first package I was clearly losing my mind. At one point during the install insanity I considered it might just be easier for the baby to fall down a few stairs here and there. What’s a little bump on the head compared to dad being locked away by men in white jackets? Alas, I battled through those installs with my sanity mostly intact. My unborn child, however, definitely heard his first f-bombs via the womb that day.
Once these gates are fully operational you quickly realize they’re not very convenient and completely unsafe for adults. I’ve had a very heavy pressure mounted one fall on my foot. I’ve also tripped up the stairs after getting my pants snagged on one.
Baby safety gates are a leading cause of adult injury. Here’s proof:
1. The Postman Always Falls Twice
2. Beware the Vacuum
3. It Came From The Dark
4. Stairway to Heaven
5. A Side of Broken Ribs
(OK, OK, some of these individuals are not using them according to the instructions…or common sense, but still…!)
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